Yet another dating story.
I have been dating this girl, Sarah, my on again/ off again girlfriend, for quite a few years. We met each other in freshman year in college. Nothing serious, never will be. She's the type of girl that always points out my faults.
I can never do anything right, but like a worn shoe, she is just comfortable and so predictable. (mental note: never tell her about bubblews)
Like clockwork, when either of us get's bored, one of us always ends up calling each other.
“are you dating anyone?”
“no, are you?
“no, you want to go out?”
Doesn't matter who said what, we have both called with the same scenario.
“So, where do you want to go?” Sarah asks.
"I don't know, where ever you want to go, somewhere that serves food preferable." I answered. I'm pretty easy when it comes to these type of things.
“why can't you just pick a place, you always do this, I should of known better.”
Here it COMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“What are you talking about?” I asked.
She then needed to explain exactly what she was talking about and what I do wrong, and blah blah blah. I just tune her out after a while and say, 'OK....OK......OK'
She said “You have no problem letting me know about each sports game that is coming on, no problem telling me what shows to watch on TV, but for some reason, when it comes to picking a stupid restaurant, you cant decide, you can never decide on anything”.
Why she gets frustrated is beyond me, you would think she would be happy I am so easy going that I would let her pick the restaurant or any other place she wants to go.
It happens all the time, I could just hand her the script.
“OK, lets go to olive garden?” she says.
“nah, to many carbs, I'm working out again”
“OK, lets go to 'fish-a-hook”. Why she suggest fish-a-hook is beyond me, she knows I hate fish.
“fish, I hate fish”
“okay, what about Billy's Bar and Grill, you love that place”
“nah, that's in the city, too far, it's a weeknight, can we go somewhere closer ”
“Lets see, how about Victorias”
“That's a gourmet dinner, I can't afford that”
"well, WHY DON'T YOU PICK THEN!"
I can hear in her tone, she was getting a little hostile.
"Don't know why you are getting upset, I told you, I don't care, where ever you want to go is fine with me?" Geeee she makes everything so complicated.
This conversation goes on and on.
But like clock work, we always end up at Cracker-Barrell, it's not like we like Cracker Barrell, but she can order her 'whatever it is she likes' and I can order a steak-dinner. You would think, after this much time, she would just suggest it in the first place. Girls, geeeshhhhh. I just can't figure them out.
So during our not so delicious dinner she asks “what do you want to do this weekend?”
“oh, I don't care, whatever you want”
She gets up and says “this is the reason I can't be with you”
“huh, what the hell did I say?” I asked as she stormed off.
Girls, why do I bother?
hmmmm, the Patriots are playing against the Vikings this Sunday.
Have to remember to buy some of those nachos that I like.
I have been dating this girl, Sarah, my on again/ off again girlfriend, for quite a few years. We met each other in freshman year in college. Nothing serious, never will be. She's the type of girl that always points out my faults.
I can never do anything right, but like a worn shoe, she is just comfortable and so predictable. (mental note: never tell her about bubblews)
Like clockwork, when either of us get's bored, one of us always ends up calling each other.
“are you dating anyone?”
“no, are you?
“no, you want to go out?”
Doesn't matter who said what, we have both called with the same scenario.
“So, where do you want to go?” Sarah asks.
"I don't know, where ever you want to go, somewhere that serves food preferable." I answered. I'm pretty easy when it comes to these type of things.
“why can't you just pick a place, you always do this, I should of known better.”
Here it COMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“What are you talking about?” I asked.
She then needed to explain exactly what she was talking about and what I do wrong, and blah blah blah. I just tune her out after a while and say, 'OK....OK......OK'
She said “You have no problem letting me know about each sports game that is coming on, no problem telling me what shows to watch on TV, but for some reason, when it comes to picking a stupid restaurant, you cant decide, you can never decide on anything”.
Why she gets frustrated is beyond me, you would think she would be happy I am so easy going that I would let her pick the restaurant or any other place she wants to go.
It happens all the time, I could just hand her the script.
“OK, lets go to olive garden?” she says.
“nah, to many carbs, I'm working out again”
“OK, lets go to 'fish-a-hook”. Why she suggest fish-a-hook is beyond me, she knows I hate fish.
“fish, I hate fish”
“okay, what about Billy's Bar and Grill, you love that place”
“nah, that's in the city, too far, it's a weeknight, can we go somewhere closer ”
“Lets see, how about Victorias”
“That's a gourmet dinner, I can't afford that”
"well, WHY DON'T YOU PICK THEN!"
I can hear in her tone, she was getting a little hostile.
"Don't know why you are getting upset, I told you, I don't care, where ever you want to go is fine with me?" Geeee she makes everything so complicated.
This conversation goes on and on.
But like clock work, we always end up at Cracker-Barrell, it's not like we like Cracker Barrell, but she can order her 'whatever it is she likes' and I can order a steak-dinner. You would think, after this much time, she would just suggest it in the first place. Girls, geeeshhhhh. I just can't figure them out.
So during our not so delicious dinner she asks “what do you want to do this weekend?”
“oh, I don't care, whatever you want”
She gets up and says “this is the reason I can't be with you”
“huh, what the hell did I say?” I asked as she stormed off.
Girls, why do I bother?
hmmmm, the Patriots are playing against the Vikings this Sunday.
Have to remember to buy some of those nachos that I like.